Our Services:

1. “Almost Balanced” Books
   Because close enough is good enough, right? We’ll round off those pesky decimals so you don’t have to.
2. “Whoopsie” Tax Filing
   We’ll throw some numbers at the tax authorities and hope for the best. Audits? They build character.
3. Receipt Roulette
   Got a shoebox of receipts? We’ll sort them… alphabetically, by color, or maybe not at all. Depends on our mood.
4. Creative Accounting (The Illegal Kind)
   Need some “adjustments”? Don’t worry—we’re not snitches. (Probably.)
5. Late Payroll Services
   We’ll process your payroll… eventually. Your employees don’t really need to eat on time anyway.
6. Half-Assed Reconciliations
   Bank accounts not quite matching? Close enough! Math is hard, and perfection is overrated.
7. “Sure, That’s a Business Expense” Consulting
   Netflix subscriptions? Yacht rentals? We’ll help you convince the CRA they’re “necessary.”
8. Fraud-Friendly Accounting
   We’ll turn a blind eye so you can keep flying under the radar… for now.
9. The Shrug and Pray Budget Plan
   We’ll make up a budget, shrug, and pray you stick to it. Spoiler: you won’t.
10. Mystery Financial Statements
    Balance sheets, income statements, whatever. They’ll be a mystery to you—and us!
11. Post-It Note Audits
    We audit with the latest tech: sticky notes and vague memories. Accuracy optional.
12. Guilt-Trip Tax Planning
    “Oh, you’re bad at this, aren’t you? No wonder you’re broke.” We’ll help, but only after making you feel terrible about your finances.
13. DIY Fraud Detection
    We’ll pretend we didn’t notice that “creative bookkeeping” you’re doing. You’re welcome.
14. Annual Reports Nobody Reads
    Professionally half-written, designed to bore anyone who glances at them.
15. Debt Management by Avoidance
    Our plan? Ignore it. Just like your creditors.